The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That accounts for only three of the penises
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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