That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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