OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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