Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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