Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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