her vagine was all disorganized.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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