He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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