Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
