You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
