Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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