what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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