Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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