Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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