i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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