He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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