like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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