wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize