everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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