She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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