Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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