I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Couch. On fire.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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