So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
