Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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