Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
