You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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