She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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