Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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