Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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