margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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