she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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