How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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