Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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