I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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