If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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