Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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