Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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