It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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