i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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