i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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