Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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