You're a womanizer and a bitch.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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