She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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