Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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