literally had 100 drinks last night.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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