I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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