I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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