if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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