i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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