mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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