i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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