jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i think my cat just said my name.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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