Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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