Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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