We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just found a bag of teeth...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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