I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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