We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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