Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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