her vagine was all disorganized.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
His nipple licking is glorious
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